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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(202): He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex. http://tfl.nu/r46t

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he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury

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(248): he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury http://tfl.nu/93f6

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Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(404): Are you still at the party or did I leave? http://tfl.nu/pph4

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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.

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(904): He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college. http://tfl.nu/3hcf

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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them

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(410): I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them http://tfl.nu/t6zs

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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.

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(504): He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom. http://tfl.nu/xop2

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.

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(250): Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team. http://tfl.nu/f49a

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.

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(252): Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws. http://tfl.nu/qwnl

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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.

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(812): After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything. http://tfl.nu/te7o

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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

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(714): Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious. http://tfl.nu/8gkr

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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.

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(313): I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off. http://tfl.nu/tbu4

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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.

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(250): we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time. http://tfl.nu/w6xu

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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4

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(706): I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4 http://tfl.nu/1te5

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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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(612): My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right? http://tfl.nu/aroa

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems

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(403): hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems http://tfl.nu/kiwx

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