is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.