spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?