yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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