"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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