try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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