so that wasnt chicken after all
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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