Buhtt sex?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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