Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Im part way to drunk.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize
