I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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