Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Randomize