I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
sex in a hospital.. check
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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