i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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