Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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