Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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