We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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