YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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