then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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