No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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