there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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