I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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