Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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