is your mom at the bar?
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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