I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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