Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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