Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
