Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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