I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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