You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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