So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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