i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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