So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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