If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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