it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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