you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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