She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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