508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You dont lie about slip and slides
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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