Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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