I'm so fucking centered right now
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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