We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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