Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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