So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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