Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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