I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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