I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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