whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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