Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
try to milk me bitch
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