I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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