'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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