dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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