Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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