it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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