I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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