he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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