Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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