Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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