Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dick very happy bro
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